Thursday, July 22, 2010

Tempranillo, Valdubon 04'

naked wine review 11
region:Ribera del Duero, Spain
date tasted:3/29/08
place tasted:in a 'therapy session' at an S&M dungeon with Mistress Spanks-A-Lot.
served with:Bob, South Park, and Gildrum cuddles. Should be served with a phat blue cheese like Stilton, or No Woman, a delightful Jamaican cheese, smoked salmon and brie, spicy foods, and posh Chocolate lavender truffles...that kind of thing.
appearance:shimmers in midnight garnet encasing a rutilated neon light show.
taste:earth and leather combine to spank the palate because it's been bad. Comes on bright and shiny in blueberry/raspberry flavors fading to a lustful lingering vanilla oaky finish. You will enjoy...or else, but will later reflect on her as kind of a dry, cold hearted bitch. Oh well.
bouquet:a heavy, musky breath revealing soft fruits involved with oak and tobacco.
balance:unstable and so very, very dry. Makes' me tense to watch the way she moves.
comments:the heavy earth and mineral nuances generate a primal longing to run naked through a lush forest and celebrate the intimate complexities of life with a perfect stranger.

rating:2.5 stars