Naked Wine Review 4
Wine: Really Bad Cabernet
Vintage: 05'
Producer: I'd rather not say
Region: Somewhere in Hell
Price: 11.00
Date tasted: 2/29/08
Place tasted: In the dark, cold naked basement
Served with a lovely incense and Bob
Appearance: Dark red
Taste: Sharp and furry with hint of poorly cooked liver
Bouquet: Of a morning yeast infection
Balance: Could fall over laying down
Comments: If you are into pain and abuse this is the wine for you. Attacks the palate and steals its soul. Finish is like liquid sandpaper with a burning sensation. Simply satanic. For Gods sake pour it out!
Rating about a half a tipsy...maybe
