Bourgogne La ChapelleNotre-Dame Pinot Noir 10'

Naked Wine Review 111

Wine: P. Dubreuil-Fontaine Bourgogne La Chapelle Notre-Dame

Grape: Pinot Noir

Producer:  P. Dubreuil-Fontaine Pere & Fils

Vintage: 10'

Region: France>Burgundy>La Chapelle Notre-Dame>Bourgogne Controlee

Price: 20.00

Date tasted: 12/12/12

Place tasted: I was in an abandoned tree house in the middle of ol' Grapers back woods. Someone would have asked me if I were alright had I not messed up my trail of bread crumbs. It had snowed on my gold fish earlier which made him happy as he chased the little flakes around his bowl. There was a nice selection of wine in that warm solar-paneled tree house so I chose this French Pinot Noir to sip on as my view expanded over twilights indigo kingdom; crescent moon shining silent and empty on the earths snowy winter facade.

Served with: I had it with baked salmon and miso butter served on a bed of spinach and fresh basil garnished with lemon wedges. 

Fish, chicken, duck, cream sauces, mushrooms, brie...all good choices. Go with subtle flavors to complement the delicate beauty of this wine.

Appearance: A pale clear candy apple red through which a gentle neon orange glow emanates.

On the snoot: Strong powerful floral nose mingling with strawberries and soft wet moss.

Taste: Fruit forward with strawberries, clean and dry. Complexities featuring slight mushroom and sweet earth join the ride in mid palate followed by a slight feather dusting of tannin on the finish which lingers and levitates like a blessing before her final ascension.

Balance: Well balanced, light and dry. She is elegant with colorful complexities, depth of character, and well defined integrity. 

Comments: All good wines go to heaven, and this truly fine Pinot Noir has earned her wings. She tastes like an exotic floral bouquet (and I don't say that to all the wines).

p.s. May you all have a marvelously decadent Solstice & Saturnalia. Exchange garden gnomes, eat human shaped biscuits(good luck getting the one with the bean), drink up the good cheer and drunken naked carol till your cold hard nipples and neighbors can't take anymore. Io! Saturnalia! 

Rating: 4 staggering tipsys!

-A special thank you to CVS Pharmacy in Missoula, MT for their fantastic wine selection and knowledgeable staff. Everyone loves the wine guy!

Chateau Puech-HautLe Prestige 10'

Naked Wine Review 110

Wine: Chateau Puech-Haut Le Prestige

Grape Variety: 60% Grenache, 30% Syrah, 5% Mourvedre, and 5% Carignan 

Producer: Philipee Cambie & Eric Solomon

Vintage: 10'

Region: France>Languedoc Roussillon>Languedoc>Coteaux du Languedoc>Saint-Drezery

Price: 20.00

Date tasted: 11/27/12

Place tasted: I grabbed my bottle of wine and made sure I was packing a reliable cork screw and balloon glass. Then I danced right through that magic portal into a land of lavender scented rain, waterfalls, and ocean shores. There I sipped my wine in the company of glowing madrona's and colorful starfish; the warm soothing song of the faeries lulling me into sweet serenity. 

Served with: Italian spinach sausage pie would be good. Serve with strong, sturdy flavors such as lamb, venison, and other red meats. Things like herby red sauces, sharp cheddar or bleu cheese, and rich dark chocolate are good choices as well. Avoid more subtle flavors such as cream sauces and fish. She can handle a fair amount of spice and begs to be somewhat challenged when pairing with food. 

Appearance: Rich ruby velvet muted with a soft glowing antique light, inspiring memories of quiet old books and simpler times.

On the snoot: I see a woman standing in the kitchen of an old country cottage picking spices from a cupboard. There's a vase of fragrant fresh cut flowers bursting forth from the heavy dark oak table behind her. She's preparing a variety of berry pies, tarts, and jams to sell at tomorrows community marketplace. This wine embodies the scent of that image.

Taste:  Dense, dry and complex, she is a vision dressed in black current, anise, and cracked pepper. A mouthful of pleasing elements such as earth, mineral and wood accessorize her charming demeanor. The long full and satisfying finish with plentiful soft tannins leaves your palate feeling joyfully blessed and spiritually grounded.

Balance: She is perfectly balanced; focused, centered and clear in her intention. She moves slow like lava and displays a full sensuous naked body with no one particular feature dominating another. 

Comments: This wine takes place in a different time. It's as if you can taste the ancestors in the grapes flowing through ancient vines, like the blood in all of us.

Rating: 4 tipsys

p.s....Just for you:

You are one of a kind. You are here to bless the earth and her beings in your own special way, and your life has meaning. Do not allow 'the Borg' or anyone else to convince you that you are anything less than this. 

Here's to you and your beautiful self!

Cin Cin

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Les Vignes de Bila-HautCotes du Roussillon Villages Blanc 11'

Naked Wine Review 109

Wine: Les Vignes de Bila-Haut

Grape Variety: Blend of Grenache Blanc, Grenache Gri, and Macabeu

Producer: Michael Chapoutier

Vintage: 11'

Region: France>Roussillon>Cotes du Roussillon Villages

Price: 14.00

Date tasted: 11/11/12

Place tasted: I had spent the day making myself strong in body, mind, and spirit through mantra, meditation, and Kundalini Yoga. Every fiber of my being felt alive and ready to give and receive all the creative force of the Universe, feeling safe and inspired in the moment where I 'Thrive'. So after composing an opera that when listened to would cause peoples auras to go full on rainbow, climbing Mount Everest, and writing a poem to save the world, I decided to kick back and sip a glass of wine with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Cheers to you, and your incredible potential and personal power, and may you always and forever, 'Thrive'.

Served with: Lemon Baked Cod ala Wine Witch. It would be great with any white meat, especially Thanksgiving Day turkey :)

Appearance: Pale clear golden with slight emerald glow.

On the snoot: Candied pear with angel food cake and a little banana goo on top. 

Taste: Opens dry, a light crisp pear mingling with floral notes. She then gently moves into something rich and grounded with a soft tropical spirit. A little lime on the finish lingers clean and has an inoffensive and interesting touch of himalayan sea salt.

Balance: Very well balanced with a beautiful svelte naked body. Nice and dry with no sticky sweetness, and yet no sharp bite or bitter edges either.

Comments: She's sings soprano well, which not all soprano's manage to do. I don't usually prefer whites unless they are solid and grounded. This one is really good. Thanks to Chris at Wordens Market in Missoula for introducing me to such a fine lady of a wine. 

Other comments:

When you see surveillance cameras, do you always stick your tongue out at them, flip them off, or hiss at them like a mad cat; or is it just me who does that?

Rating: 3.7 tipsys; a good value wine.

Marie de Beauregard Chinon100% Cabernet Franc 09'

Naked Wine Review 108

Wine: Marie de Beauregard Chinon

Grape Varietal: Cabernet Franc

Producer: Saget La Perriere

Vintage: 09'

Region: France>Loire Valley>Chinon

Price: 20.00

Date tasted: 10/27/12

Place tasted: I missed a yoga class as well as shoulders and butts n' guts day at the gym because I could not tear myself away from the Supernatural marathon....Did you not? Anyway, preparing lamb during commercial breaks and beginning to sip wine at an appropriate hour, I felt as sane and solid as a snowflake; or some kind of flake anyway. 

Served with: Lamb roast with roasted vegetables. They bring out the best in each other like all good matches do.  

Appearance: She's dressed in a deep dark, blissfully opaque ruby gown, dancing and swirling gracefully around your glass.

On the snoot: Floral on the snoot; featuring a hint of Jasmine resting on soft earth. 

Taste: She opens with a fascinating fruit combination of pie cherry sweetened by naked black current hugs. Well integrated thick chewy tannins mingle with tar, creosote, and just a hint of vanilla from start to finish, which lingers long and dry. 

Balance: Well balanced medium body with lots of tannin. A soft fuzzy wine, showing a complex and intelligent nature.

Comments: Opens up nicely after an hour or two, so let her breathe well before imbibing. 

In other comments, 

WARNING: Never watch commercials. It will turn you into one of those Physician Pepper 'I gotta be me' drones; all dressed the same and doing the exact same song & dance. Now, who was it you had to be? 

Rating: 3.8 tipsys

Potel-Aviron JulienasCru Beaujolais 08'

Naked Wine Review 107

Wine: Cru Beaujolais Red Wine 

Grape Variety: Gamay

Producer: Potel-Aviron

Vintage: 08'

Region: France>Burgundy>Cru Beaujolais>Julienas

Price: 17.00

Date tasted: 10/10/12

Place tasted: I don't know. Where the hell was I? Honestly, I don't think anyone has ever been to THAT place before, naked or otherwise. It was cold. It was dry. It was sunny, and it was hot as well. The last thing I remember I can't remember...know what I mean? I think God was with me, or was it Bob? Thank Dionysus there was a good bottle of wine there so I could at least go mad in style. 

To the Cult of the Souls! 

Cheers All.

Served with: Fried green tomatoes with dollop of Greek yogurt, and marinated grilled chicken. Her light floral nature goes well with dishes that most white wines also agree with, such as chicken and vegetables; she will also work well with simply prepared red meats. She's pretty versatile; you could even serve chilled if that's your thing. Avoid with seafood or heavy cream sauces.   

Appearance: A very light and clear garnet with burnt orange refractions. She'll light up your glass when she pours into it.

On the snoot: Sandalwood and strawberry combine in a haunting perfume. Quite heavy on the sandalwood, she has an enchanting presence. Love the snoot.

Taste: She makes a grand and unforgettable entrance dressed in rich flavors of juicy strawberry, bright and quenching without being sharp or edgy. Earth and wood incorporate with jammy fruit and just a sprinkle of pepper in mid palate. Finishes long and satisfying with soft tannin and a slight hint of tobacco. 

Balance: Medium to light weight with beautifully toned legs. She packs a fair amount of acid; light on tannin and alcohol, sugar too, for that matter; thin, but healthy and full of energy. She's happy, well balanced and sane. I wonder what that's like? 

Comments: From what I've heard of Beaujolais I did not expect to be that impressed. Wrong! I am simply smitten. She is bursting with depth and character. A well dressed, poised, and brilliant woman of a wine...not the giggling little girl that I expected. (don't tell the 08' I said this, but I bet the 09' might be even better...well, you know those 09's have a reputation ;) 

Rating: 3.8 tipsys 

Chateau Bonnet Red Bordeaux Controlee 09'

Naked Wine Review 106

Wine: Red Bordeaux 

Grape Variety: 50% Cabernet 50% Merlot

Estate: Chateau Bonnet

Producer: S.C.E.A. Les Vignobles Andre Lurton

Vintage: 09'

Region: France>Bordeaux>Bordeaux Controlee

Bottling Location: Mis En Bouteille Au Chateau (bottled at the chateau)

Price: 15.00 seems to be the average cost

Date tasted: September, it's all been the same day this month. 

Short month, long day.

Place tasted: I tasted this wine comfortably in the memory of a rainy day. I was remembering what air was like and how much I really used to enjoy breathing it. I miss the days before the fires and smoke when undines fell from the sky, singing and gently tapping at my window beckoning me to join in their liquatious celebration. 

Until we meet again, I will smile with delight in anticipation of our inevitable joyous reunion. Cin Cin!

Served with: Grilled sirloin steak & ratatouille. Complements with medium to strong flavors such as herby pasta dishes, grilled red meats, hard cheeses, dark chocolate, and wild wild women. 

Appearance: Deep cherry red draped in darkness moving with slow viscosity through someone else's moonlight. 

On the snoot: Heady and provocative, with a warm bouquet of black cherry, sweet pipe tobacco, and vintage leather.

Taste: There's that black cherry again, but there's also a plum tree in the orchard. She's a mouthful of fruit leading to a place where smoky leather gently pats the naked fannies of multiple seductive tannins. In the afterglow, lingering visions of cocoa, earth, and peppercorn leave the palate euphoric and wandering through a long, well defined finish. 

Balance: Medium to full bodied and perfectly balanced with no aspect dominant or missing. She's smooth and dry with the gentle nature, poise, and grace of royalty. Long live the queen.

Comments: Now THAT'S a Bordeaux! She's delightful company and eternally sexy, kinda like Catherine Deneuve.  

Rating: 4 tipsys

Wine for this review compliments of:

Deutsch Family Wine & Spirits 

White Plains, NY

Vidal-Fleury Cotes du Rhone 09'

Naked Wine Review 105

Wine: Rhone Red Wine

Grape Variety: Grenache 65%; Syrah 20%; Mourvedre 10%; 

Carignan 5%

Producer: Vidal-Fleury

Vintage: 09'

Region: France>Cotes du Rhone>Controlee

Price: 15.00

Date tasted: 9/3/12

Place tasted: I was holed up in a cheap motel room somewhere in Idaho, hiding from naked government spies.... don't ask.

My dear friend and ally, Bob, had come along to help keep me calm and centered. Luckily I'd grabbed this bottle of Cotes du Rhone before we slinked out of town. 

Locked in our motel room under assumed names, with blinds drawn, wearing stolen clothes and driving a rental car, we felt as safe and warm as if we were living in an old episode of 'Leave it to Beaver'. So why not relax, sip, and enjoy a moment of artificial peace? 

Good ol' Bob; bad ol' spies. 

Served with: Moussaka, with it's rich sweet lamby goodness and gentle spices paired beautifully with the wines elegant dry complexities. 

This wine can handle strong flavors and plenty of acid and herb. Red pasta dishes, grilled meats, strong cheese...all good choices. Stay away from more subtle flavors as the wine will overpower them.

Appearance: Dense blood red body with a glowing deep purple soul.

On the snoot: Sandalwood and berries laced with wet, nose quenching minerality. 

Taste: Herb and earth forward with notes of the rare blueberry fig fruit and a slight mid range tang. Finish is long and captivating with peppery firm leather wrapped tannins. She's everything a fine wine should be.

Balance: Hot, with light to medium body, high acidity/alcohol, no residual sugar, and a plethora of warm fuzzy little tannins. Very nice.

Comments: Let breathe for an hour or so before imbibing. Her perfume is enchanting and her character, exotic yet subtle. 

You should buy some; and I should buy more. 

Rating: 3.8 tipsys, excellent value.

Wine for this review compliments of:

Deutsch Family Wine & Spirits 

White Plains, NY

Arcangelo Primitivo 10'

Naked Wine Review 104

Wine: Primitivo 

Producer: Palama Arcangelo

Vintage: 10'

Region: Italia>Puglia>Salento

Price: 15.00

Date tasted: 8/31/12

Place tasted: I was not yet drunk and pondering my luck in the fullness of the brightest red 'blue moon' you've ever seen. Though the fire of the moment seemed to singe the tender edges of my spirit, I took comfort visualizing my journey back to the place where all the blue spilled out. A glass of wine later I was smiling with eyes closed; faeries and fish gods healing around me. 

A ogni uccelll il suo nido e bello. 

Cin Cin

Served with: I enjoyed it with antipasto skewers. It would go well with quite a variety of things such as, burgers, pork ribs, red sauced pasta dishes, all kinds of cheeses, and luscious dark chocolate; available at Frans Chocolates in Seattle and online.

Appearance: Clear bright garnet red with burnt orange edges.

On the snoot: A heavy spirit filled with blackberry jam and vanilla perfume.

Taste: Huge mouthful of juicy blackberry, tempered with a subtle hint of vanilla. Mid palate has a tiny ring of inoffensive tartness followed by just a hint of tannin on the finish, which is also kind of wet and jammy. 

Balance:  Rubenesque; such is the nature of red zinfandel...a little light on acid, a little heavy on sugar.

Comments: A red wine that people who don't like red wine will enjoy. Though she covers an acceptable spectrum of tasty, pretty, and nicely perfumed, she is lacking in complexity, rendering her a little uninteresting to me. Was she naked? I didn't notice.

Rating: 3.4 tipsys

Lange Pinot Noir 10'

Naked Wine Review 103

Wine: Pinot Noir

Producer: Lange Winery

Vintage: 10'

Region: Oregon>Willamette Valley

Price: 21.00

Date tasted: 8/13/12

Place tasted:  In my dream I was in this bar where there were these machines that rang like bells and played little tunes. People would sit in front of them, put money into them, push buttons, and just stare at them for hours, their faces void of all expression. I began to feel a hopeless sense of depression wash over me. Abandoning my poorly designed cocktail (why pay for it twice?) I exited the disturbing and surreal situation by simply opening my eyes. 'It didn't really happen; it didn't really happen.' To shake it off I poured a savory glass of Pinot Noir and moved into the kitchen for some creative culinary therapy. Food & wine, it's a beautiful thing....nightmares, not so much.

Served with: Perfect with Coq au vin. Stay with foods more subtle in character such as salmon, duck, chicken, mushrooms, mellow cheeses, and things of that nature.

Appearance: Clear cherry red with antique edges of light and a childlike glow of innocence.  

On the snoot: A pungent perfume of violets and wild flowers growing in cedar soaked earth. I suggest you take a long moment to appreciate and ponder her unique and lovely scent.

Taste: Sudden impact of bright strawberry followed by a soft herbal scented breath on the exhale; a beautiful marriage of yin/yang energies in one naked little sip. Finish is wet and lingers like sunshine in images of floral and wood. 

Balance: She has a well balanced light body with no residual sugar; minimal tannin; and a gentle, elegant demeanor.

Comments: A good Pinot Noir is all about the snoot, don't cha' think? I was quite taken with the lovely bouquet on this one; after tasting however, I found her a bit too soprano for my personal taste. In human form she would sing like Kate Bush. If that's the kind of thing you like, you should go there. 

I find the timbre of Morphine or The Mars Volta a more spirit feeding experience. 

Either way, here's to your good health.

-Cheers

Rating: 3.5 tipsys

Duca di Cardino Chianti 10'

Naked Wine Review 102

Wine: Duca di Cardino, Chianti

Producer: Enogest Winery

Vintage: 10'

Region: Italy>Tuscany>Montalcino>

Cetona>Enogest>

Could not find 

the actual address, 

but there ya go :)

Price: 16.00

Date tasted: 7/12/12

Place tasted: It was early, it was safe. I was listening to Florence tell me 'the dog days are over' and milking that moment of peace and solitude for all it was worth. 

Faeries danced on raindrops that cooled and soothed my inner chaos and washed it all away. 

Preparing food and sipping a glass of Chianti, I could not help but think of you, and smile. 

Served with: Sausage & feta stuffed bell peppers was a good idea for sure! Many things go well with Chianti; stay with red meats and stronger more acidic flavors as it will overpower more subtle ones.

Appearance: Rich opaque cranberry with a rusty glow.

On the snoot: The distinct and pleasing scent of a lavender colored waterfall.

Taste: Opens with a mouthful of etherial cherry whispers wrapped up in a soft eiderdown of herbaceous coriander with little licorice dimples. Tannins are firm and dependable leading into a long, reflective finish. 

Balance: Medium body with beautiful naked legs all over your glass. More acid than sweet but still smooth and centered. Very nice.

Comments: She comes on hot, just the way you like it. Let her catch her breath for a few before devouring. Then devour away.

"If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton so my friends can find me"

-random quote found online

Rating: 3.7 tipsys

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El Bombero Grenache Blend 11'

Naked Wine Review 101

Wine: Grenache Blend

Producer: El Bombero

Vintage: 11'

Region: Spain>Aragon>Carinena

Price: 14.00

Date tasted: 7/13/12

Place tasted: I couldn't tell you as I was blindfolded and driven there, but I can express that an incredible view of something from somewhere held my attention captive for hours. It was an interesting evening, spent drinking wine in the charming company of the worlds greatest secret agent. That's pretty much all they'll let me tell you.

Served with: It's one of those reds that is so delicate and floral that it goes well with more subtle/light flavors. White sauces; chicken; duck; even salmon would be nice with it. Avoid spicy, strong, or highly acidic foods with this one. Try it with chicken al a king, it works. 

Appearance: An inspired elegant purple with neon fuchsia refractions. She's a stunning beauty.  

On the snoot: Brilliant floral perfume, strong in rose and violets; focused through a dense oaky fog.  

Taste: Rose, violet, and oak combine in such a perfect unity that any other flavors would obfuscate the radiance in her simplicity. Cushy tannins throughout gently guide the palate through a long satisfying finish.

Balance: Viscous, yet so dry, light, and graceful that she kind of levitates.

Comments: Her naked beauty sings in hypnotic harmony to your inner serenity. She's unique and outstanding.

May many happy blessings grace the world of...um...that secret agent, for sharing this delightful bottle of wine with me. 

Cin Cin!

Rating: 4 immaculate tipsys, excellent value

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14 Hands Hot to Trot Red Blend 09'

Naked Wine Review 100

Wine: Hot to Trot Red Blend

Producer: 14 Hands Winery

Vintage: 09'

Region: Washington State

Price: 11.00

Date tasted: 6/25/12

Place tasted: I was with my family years ago on a camping trip to Flathead Lake's Yellow Bay. We played charades and laughed until our sides ached. My little brother and I used to race empty pop cans down a little stream leading to the lake, each having our own special design to make our can the fastest. The swimming was great, once the ice cold water numbed your body. My older brother and sister would play pinochle with Mom and Dad and as I observed them I wondered if I would ever comprehend the complexities of that game. Shoot the moon? What? At the end of each day we gathered to share the same sunset; the same earth and sky; and the same wonderfully insane family. 

May your memories be blessed; past, present, and future. Cheers!

Served with: I enjoyed it with Italian Sausage/Apple Meatballs on Pasta w/Pine nuts. It would go well with any herby, red sauce pasta dish; grilled meats; medium to strong cheeses; or dark chocolate sauce on a naked friend....

but never, ever with lemon cake! That is just a murder/suicide combination, so please don't do that.

Appearance: Garnet so dense and opaque that if you gaze into it and really focus, you can see the present!

On the snoot: Complex and pungent bouquet of rich dark fruits wrapped in pastry accented with etherial spirits of oak, soft moss on wet rock, and vanilla tobacco. I think the snoot is her most lovely feature. 

Taste: Black current and dark berry fruit combine with baking spice, cocoa, and damp earth. Subtle oak and enlightened tannins from Zenland were added to inspire a calming, velvety smooth finish. She is mantra to the palate.

Balance: Acids, sugars, tannins, and alcohol blend together in a beautifully choreographed dance of perfect unity & balance.

Comments: Celebrate the love of family, as well as the strength of your independence and freedom with a bottle of 14 Hands Hot to Trot. A hearty thanks to my sister, Molly, for this tasty gift of wine. 

Rating: 3.8 tipsys 

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